I think the tech forums should be front and center. Present new users with a wealth of info, not random thoughts. The GenChat gonna GenChat no matter where it is.
Sadly, the UTV section should be tippy tops.
Run an internal wastegate for the simplicity. Your power goals aren't gonna care much about external, and all you need to do is bolt up the turbo and run the lines to it. You might even be able to bolt them directly to your existing manifolds, or get adapters made.
If you want to run external...
Ah, for some reason I thought Tana was a different daughter than the one who served.
You still have leverage in that:
1. She has 60 days, not 30.
2. Court can't start until after 60 days.
I wouldn't have Mom call her, best if either you or the wife (or whoever is calmest) does. Channel...
450-500whp is only 225-250whp per turbo. This could easily be done on two GT28s, 0.64 A/R, and spool like a light switch.
That being said, the single will spool just as fast (possibly faster) and be simpler.
Also: merge the exhaust or it'll sound blatty.