Recent content by MWB

I tell people good Italian food is wasted on me, I like crappy pizza and Prego right out of the jar. I prefer a take and bake from the local grocery store over Domino's or Pizza Hut, Costco or Sams Club Pizza is just fine . I dated an Italian girl from NYC who's family was the type where they...

I tried to smoke one once, but I could not get the feathers to stay lit.

That shit was awesome.... I purchased just before it went crazy then got to sell once it did go nuts.

About halfway thru the Netflix Limited Series "The Beast in Me" So far it has been great. I know some twists are coming but I cannot figure out what exactly they will be, just yet.

Del Taco has the better tasting food, Taco Bell has the better sauce. I only eat at Taco Bell when I am craving the sauce for the longest time it was the only thing that scratched that itch, now I found that Tapatio does the trick so Taco Bell is few and far between. When it comes to Mexican...

It's called proving the point

I can see the trial of the century now. The Defense will put Mr. Crust on the stand and ask, why did you stab him in the eye 37 times with an eye liner pencil ? Well you see I was standing in the bathroom putting my mascara on when he walked by and ( pulls the trigger). It was at that point...

What about for home ? No more walking into the boys room 8 times trying to get them out of the overnight sleep coma all teenagers have. Just walk in pull trigger and watch them jump out of bed, by the third day they will awake to the sound of the door opening. And just think of how much quicker...

One of the guys in our group friend has one, they are legit loud

You can always find something nice to say about anyone. I mean Hitler liked dogs, Pedophiles never speed thru School Zones Newsome though........ Well so far he has only fucked California

In the immortal words of Cornholio, Are You Threating Me ?

Wrong Zonie my friend I was not the one who bought your car. The sticker on the back of my car says " My Underachieving Son is the one who will get your Honor Role Daughter Pregnant"

No he was standing in the Cart

That's not very nice of you, what if we told you to check your PMS. How would that make you feel?