Joke of the day! (No Memes)

George Washington passed away in 1799 and the first dinosaur fossil wasn’t discovered until 1864.
So, he lived his entire life without ever knowing dinosaurs existed.
 
My daughter and I were watching Star Wars. She asked why Luke was climbing inside the Tauntaun.
“To keep warm,” I said.
She thought about it for a second, then asked, “How warm is it in there?”
I looked at her and replied, “Lukewarm.”
 
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