LOTO 2025!

Were you stopping for fuel or piss breaks?
2/20 is my math.
2 beers for every 20 miles covered.
 
Road sodas on a across country drive tells me your probably sticking to the Speed Limit so we will go with 11.5mpg. At 11.5 mpg with a 30 gallon tank your looking at about 350 miles per fuel stop or about every 4 hours or so anymore than 2 beers per person your peeing in a bottle or stopping more than you want.
So I will go with a 12 beers and 11.5 MPG.
 
MWB said:
Road sodas on a across country drive tells me your probably sticking to the Speed Limit so we will go with 11.5mpg. At 11.5 mpg with a 30 gallon tank your looking at about 350 miles per fuel stop or about every 4 hours or so anymore than 2 beers per person your peeing in a bottle or stopping more than you want.
So I will go with a 12 beers and 11.5 MPG.
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This is adult mathing right here. Ain't going to learn that in school. lol
 
MWB said:
Road sodas on a across country drive tells me your probably sticking to the Speed Limit so we will go with 11.5mpg. At 11.5 mpg with a 30 gallon tank your looking at about 350 miles per fuel stop or about every 4 hours or so anymore than 2 beers per person your peeing in a bottle or stopping more than you want.
So I will go with a 12 beers and 11.5 MPG.
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Interesting logic but you forgot to factor in we are degenerates.
 
Kraut_n_Rice said:
I've driven from PHX to South Houston non-stop twice. That's 18-19hours. 1200 miles~ Shit kicks your ass.

I'll say 11mpg.

Beers, we would need to know the number of peeps involved and their "experience". We would also need to know if you for real beer. Corona ain't it...
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On the beers it was just me, Peyton was drinking seltzers.. driver isn’t drinking and we cracked the first one at Fred’s with less than six hours to go.

Went to the fuel station and bought beers.

As for experience

First place in beer Olympics 94-98
Hall of fame barstool sports
Podium finish at jobbynooner
Second place finish beer fest (the other guy was Andre the giant)
Known as one of the greatest drinkers in the southwest aka legend..

RD
 
And for our answers

Truck avg’d 8.9 mpg on the trip
Last seven hours was 23 beers when we hit the driveway of Robs house.. lol

RD
 
It puts the lotion on its skin.. we crashed in my buddies basement last night our Vrbo won’t be ready till today.

The pic of the side of the boat is kinda hard to see it but that’s what’s left of an Armadillo we hit lol. Smells like shit in case you’re wondering. 1 star highly don’t recommend .


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